Billy's Sister

A One Act Play

Scene opens in kitchen of small home in England . . .

Proud Mom: "Here, Billy, look at your new sister. Isn't she lovely?"

Little Billy (teasing): "Looks like a monkey to me."

Proud Mom: "You little swine? Say that again and I'll kick your arse."

Little Billy (squirming): "Well, she does look like a monkey."

Mom: "Right, that's it! Come here, you@#&%"

Little Billy (aching): "Ouch, Mom,why did you kick me?"

Scene closes, Mom tears in eyes, throws picture into waste bin; Little Billy smirks, vindicated

The End