Skinny Dipping

Sam was sleeping over Grandpa's. We went and played Frisbee and then went for a bit of a night swim. We were quite confident that Grandpa and Grandma would not wake up and would never know.

They didn't wake up but Grandpa is a detective and noticed that the swan was on a different side of the pool and it couldn't have gotten there by itself since it's too big to go under the bridge. Busted.

"We're skinny, and we're dipping."

Quote
"He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words."
-Elbert Hubbard