Back to work on Monday

I only check my Lotto tickets every two weeks or so. It's seemingly an exercise in futility 'cuz I don't win anything, I can't even remember the last time I won $10! 
My hopes of going to collect my winnings instead of going to work on Monday were unceremoniously bollocksed when I checked this lot.  Not a bloody sausage! 
The lad calls it a voluntary tax, but my thought is that you can't win if you don't buy a ticket. 
And somebody has to win, why not me? 

Ah well. Until tomorrow....