Goosey Loosey!

So...Lee was in today, his first day back since Christmas Eve. He had seen my pics of the New Year's Day swim on Facebook and he wanted to know if I'd covered myself in goose fat. 

"No, I had a wetsuit on."
"I thought you had to cover yourself in goose fat to swim in cold water."
"I wasn't swimming the Channel, it was Salford Quays!"
 
By the evening I thought I'd heard all the goose fat jokes and innuendoes, I thought he'd said it all....then he waved this spray in front of me....

"Hey, Goosey Loosey, look what I've found. You can use this next time. And...it even helps with damp starts!"