Santa's Urban Sleigh?

It's a little after the fact, Santa, but it did bring a smile to my face when I walked out of our apartment building in Boston this evening, and spotted your cool bright red moped chained to the festively lit tree across the street!  Perhaps you're having a post-holiday snort at the Avery Bar?

Tomorrow morning, we fly off to Miami!  We'll be in the city until Wednesday, when we board our ship.  The excitement is nearly killing us!