Dreams of being a Nob!!!

With the current asphalt dig-fest ongoing in Embra's seaside, my route from the bus takes me past the Land Rover garage, where I have daily dreams of owning one of these Nob machines (Nob as In Big Nob) and driving over the roadworks and through the buses.
This may cause a few untimely deaths of course, but when your the owner of one of these beauties you cant make an omlette without cracking a few eggs?????.