The Ref.

When he (sometimes she) gets it right for your team the referee is up there with God, Morcambe and Wise, Old Ship Aftershave etc,etc,. Wrong and it`s Oh Dear ! Cost us the game, should have gone to Specsavers, question his parentage etc,etc,. This one ,with the full duplex radio and customised headset was just right for our 3-0 win.