INAPPROPRIATE?

Been feeling rather mortal recently - getting aches in inappropriate places - getting woken at inappropriate hours with cramps in calves causing cursing & leaping out of bed to empty an inappropriately half-full bladder!

Am not complaining - just observing - getting old is a funny old bugger. When I was three years old - a year was one third of a lifetime - now I'm seventy-five - a year is only a 75th of a lifetime & time is speeding up at an inappropriate rate!

This old hand is still capable of doing some marvellous things - all the same he's getting more & more fumbly.

So it goes :o)