Highly Unsprung

By CynicalWench

Get orf my land!

Max and me, we think we are doing an awesome job as stealthy wildlife explorers, moving like silent ninjas through the gorse. The deer think otherwise, word on the hill is that they liken us to a stampeding asthmatic elephant munching crisps into a microphone in denial of its gassy stomach.

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