Loose or tight...Speedos are not a good look!
Today was a slow starter after last night's antics and we had a well needed lie-in - we don't bounce back as easily as we used to! So a hard night had...a day in a massive spa seemed right on the money! And when we say money it was like £6 for the whole day in a spa - THIS PLACE IS CRAZY CHEAP!!!
So as we were relaxing away at Szechenyi Thermal Baths ... apart from the near 3rd degree burns from the 100 degree sauna!!!... we were blessed with the numerous sights of speedo clad men... baggy ones letting everything hang loose, tight ones that revealed glowing white bum cheeks, men bending over in said speedos, and clumpy hairy backs...YUMMY!!! *vomit*. Made us laugh a lot (and usually not subtly (standard). Despite this, we did manage to spend the day chilling in the thermal baths then freezing ourselves in the plunge pool and cheekily topping up the tan in the sun. Quite the treat for our fragile states!
Back in the hostel we went on a veg overload for dinner. Our diet has consisted of a little bit too much sausage whilst being in Hungary. Quick shower and change to hit Instant Bar's 'Enchanted Forest' with the Norwegian beauty housemates. This bar was like it had been pulled straight out of Alice in Wonderland... a parade of rabbits flying out of the ceiling, a giant 8ft owl with horse legs and breasts overlooking the room on one wall, a massive moose head coming out of the other... a bit strange to say the least but so much fun! If you were off your face in this place you would probably end up rocking in a corner - it is an utter maze! Definitely worth a look if you are ever in Budapest...And...most importantly... drinks were still crazy cheap with beer costing about £1.20 for a stein!... Dwyer was loving it...
Chatting with the beauties, we found that their trip to the Spa today was not quite as relaxing as Dwelody's...they thought...as a treat, why don't we all get Brazilian's?! To say the women who did it were a 'bit rough' is an understatement...they were walking round as if they'd been on a horse for a week!
Now...sitting with some Norwegian beauties does create attention! Many tried...and all failed...bless! After some humorous..(??) conversations with two Hungarian local boys, us 5 girls were on a mission to find the Aqvarium bar. Slight change of plan... as one taxi driver took 2 of the Norwegians to the complete other side of Budapest, Dwelody discovered that the bar wasn't even open because it was under construction. RUBBISH.
We called it quits and headed back to our hostel to discover a 60-70 year old man called Dean sharing our dorm room... a 6 bed dorm room with Dwelody and the 3 Norwegian girls... what a lad!!
Moving day again tomorrow... the end is getting far too close for comfort :(
Much love
Dwelody xxx
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