A small head...

...with a large tail!

Thoughts of an optimistic pessimist:
I've had stern words with Bruce about going AWOL into Terrier World yesterday and he's promised never to do it again. (Hoping for the best.)
Hold on, he said that after the last time so I'm not sure I can't trust him again! (Expecting the worst.)

Homer J Simpson's words of wisdom:
Horse Trainer: "This horse is useless. If he doesn't start winnin', he's headin' for the dog food factory. "
Homer: "Good luck gettin' him to eat dog food. "

It happened on this date:
1971 Eddy Merckx wins his 3rd Tour de France.