THE ASTRO TOWER...

...being refurbished at mind-boggling, eye-watering expense  - what could it possibly be good for?

I'm guessing it's re-cycling dodgy money from invisible off-shore fat cat accounts to line the pockets of fat cat cronies whose backs are due a bit of a scratch. What goes around comes around innit? Keep it moving fast enough - who's going to see?

Actually I think the only good thing about the Astro Tower is its ability to throw out wobbly reflections for the cameras of dodgy blippers to blip!