Bye Bye Birdie

While staying with my uncle for my internship, I have discovered that there is a monster among us. This isn't the type that hides under beds or in the closet. No. This beast is out in the open and takes the form of man's best friend. This little monster goes by the name of Bailey.

She rips and shreds and pretty much massacres anything that comes into her path. This defenseless duck has not been the first fatality. Before that it was a soccer ball, a snake-like creature and a rubber chicken. With no mercy, she tugs and chews at all extremities until she has ripped open the flesh and torn out it's guts. She is relentless. If this were toy story, she would be Sid's dog.

New to the neighborhood, this foul had no chance. Unprepared for the fate that lie ahead of him, he willingly leaped into the beast's mouth. Only wanting to bring joy and pleasure to the house in the form of a plaything, it soon became a chew toy.

When will the madness end? And who will be next? I warn you my friends, be afraid. Be very afraid. Monsters are among us.

Quote:
"This is not the end, it's just the beginning and don't you know anything?"