Shootout Drenching

Well there was only one winner in this little wet contest. Me.

The chirpy little fella thought he had me with his new super soaker but oh no, no no no. Brains here won the battle and the war.

Firstly I split his defence by turning his family against him by tempting to shoot me with said weapon only for his mum to go ballistic at him because the kitchen floor was flooded. 1-0 me.

As he got kicked out into the garden as a result I then went for the kill locking him out whilst filling up a handy saucepan full of water... door open - drench him - shut and lock door. 2-0 me and game, set and match

Don't mess I think is the lesson here