Naughty Ear

This is my best side.  It shows off my splendid Roman Nose to perfection.  In addition, you get a bonus view of the Naughty Ear.  When it's in this position, you can be assured of a dachshund full of feisty beans!  I've had a fabulously naughty day, riling my people up and making them flap around with paper towels and something they call "Nature's Miracle" that's supposed to cover up the smells of my peepee and poop when I've deposited them in the house instead of outside.  They just don't seem to be able to get it through their thick heads that when it's rainy outdoors I just don't DO the wet-grass-tickling-the-tummy thing.  It's just so much more convenient to "go" on the mudroom floor.