Topiary envy......

I want a teapot on my hedge!  Isn't it tip top topiary!  And if you look closely,  its spout reminds me of the rubber thingies my Grandma had on her kitchen taps to direct the water around her sink!
Blimey it was cold ooop North today... heating and winter coat back on.... ne'er mind.... pots of tea kept me going :)