Asparagus

Another waiting room.
Another playing mat.
More poor kids who look like they struggle to fit in.

And apparently, they still haven't found a cure to autism.
Sure, there's got to be some tablets or surgery for that Asparagus thing?
A special machine with loads of blinking lights?
Consultants with expensive glasses, gold watch and discreet cologne who can remove it with a scalpel?

I mean, for fuck sake, what is the government doing?!

What are they doing with our tax money?!