Erection desperation

I mean, who in their right mind would buy Viagra from Kamajradushin (?) on the basis of his (her?) felt pen marketing campaign?!


Well, in the true spirit of blipjournalism, I had to give it a shot.

I e-mailed Kamajraduslun (?) and am eagerly waiting for an assessment from his (her?) medical team to determine whether or not I am declared fit to consume Viagra.
I am worried that my blood pressure may be a tad on the high side, I'll blame it on the kebabs after pints...

It is rumoured that although the "uppers" are a bit pricey, they provide the downers for free

Shite, I guess I should have mentioned the opening of the Olympic Games. We let Mimi and Luca watch the beginning of it. To create a sense of occasion. She'll be 9 for the next Olympic games, and he'll almost be 13. Fingers crossed. Creating a sense of occasion also creates a sense of apprehension. Or maybe I am just very tired.

Jaysus Scobes, will you hurry up and light the Olympic flame?! I'm fierce tired but I'll struggle to stay awake. I have the finger on the "record" button, waiting for you to appear in the Olympic stadium in your white shell suit, jog up the steps and light the shaggin flames. Only then I'll be able to go to bed. Come on lad!