"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue'
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"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him.
Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time."
? A.A. Milne

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