Pigs

Mum has told me we have to be careful when going to the forest, or possibly not even go there for a couple of weeks at all. What?

It's all because of the stupid pigs. The wild boars. They are usually night active, but one of our neighbours met one right up at the great rock recently. It refused to back off so he had to carefully retreat. Plus, they now have young. Stupid, stupid pigs! It's my forest too!

I sort of took it out on the one pig who knows I'm Boss.