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I wented to see my hairdresser today, so for the next 24 hours or so, I'll look neat and tidy.

The only thing is ( and I can hardly bear to say this), she does trim round my nether regions a bit shortish.  It's not much fun having a cold wind whistle up your you know what.

But SHE says it has to be done that way, so that's the way it is.  I suppose it would be even more embarrassing to be dumped into a bath because I was, well, dirty.