Chicken in my tummy

I'm still loving the Chicken Maryland thingies.  SHE makes them so tasty and she leaves the skin on and all the other goodies.

SHE says I'm gaining weight again - I say it's all HER fault.  After all she feeds me all this good stuff, and it wouldn't be good manners to leave it.

Apart from that, I drive them crazy until I get enough to eat.  So long as I have a chewie in my mouth I'm happy.

AND.... I don't chew furniture or clotheses or shoeses or anything like that.

Bonus.