Bees to diversify in wake of Brexit shock

Uncertainties about the future have now spread to the insect world.  This bee hive, keen to seek new trade deals and tap into the burgeoning Spiralizer market, has abandoned its traditional offering - honey - in favour of courgettes.

Stands the clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?  
No.  
And neither will there be spaghetti
For now we dine on green courgetti

 (apologies to Rupert Brooke)