Calp

pronounced Calpe, as in 'two Calpe mummy' as Scarlet would cry.

My man has a desire to explore and read maps. We have been in search of a little rustic beach where we can almost be alone. He thought the lovely little local village of Calp would deliver. The sat nav came on the journey too - often she was confused and had us up and down the same road three times circling round the roundabout before we finally had agreement that it was time to ditch the bitch!

Calp it seems is not the small secluded village but a neon high rised strip! Not at all what we were looking for. However we can at least say we have seen Ifach the famous Costa Blanca rock.