Beyonce’s pants

The apostrophe above is there to indicate possession (of pants) rather than a contraction of the word ‘is’ thereby implying criticism of the singer, which is not my intention.

I am told that Beyonce has designed a range of gym and yoga wear, which Anniemay is now modelling on her way to yet another spin session, followed by yet more yoga.  

I’m not sure if the pants are meant to make her legs spin faster or enable a head stand by overcoming the force of gravity, owing to their feather-weight construction (“so light I don’t even know I’m wearing them….”)  

Oh yes you do - your credit card statement provides all the proof you need.

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