Vroom vroom

Nicely timed as Amazon kindly delivered my new book. It's supposed to be a great read as the three time TDF champion explains growing up in Namibia and turning up for cycling tournaments in T Shirt and shorts with his birth place scrolled on the front in felt tip pen...

It's a shame the book is over 400 pages long as old Chris would probably have won another 5 Tours by the time I finish..