Washout !

Do you ever wish you could apply some post processing to your real life?

I'd like to 'warmify' this summer.

Kids back at school next week and we haven't had the paddling pool out once.

A wet weather joke to cheer you up if you are looking at the rain:

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

You've got to laugh !