Humans...

Woof! Alfred, they said, we're just popping out, would you like to come with us? Two hours later I'm home. Now if I enjoyed sitting in a plastic cage in the car for two hours while they drive here and there and everywhere, then I'm sure I'd have had a great time... Hmmm.
I'm happy now though. Home, fed, and playing ball! Woof! :-)
Alfred