The Tour Of Britain

Comes to Staffield. Normally a quiet sleepy little hamlet, where only the sound of gentle snoring is heard, it has suddenly become a glitzy hive of ac†ivity for five minutes of fame. Local pubs are opening early for bacon sarnies and drinks. Even the local shop has dusted its cobwebs off and opened the creaking door!
This is the 'bunch" or the leaders, all looking like they have had their weetabix for breakfast.