The Train Now Leaving . . .

. . . . Has Just Left. Disappointed northbound commuters are first in line for the next subway train from Bloor station in Toronto. Do I care? Not a fig. I'm waiting on the other side of the track for the southbound, which is running late . . . Two northbound trains have passed since mine was due, and I think I can hear another heading along now . . . Where's My Train? Excuse me while I stamp my feet in pointless rage . . .