Going, Going . . .

Big day for Cam today - he's learning to swim and still unsure about the sense of putting his head under water. "That's what fish do. I'm not a fish or I'd have big bulging eyes and a wet skin!", he argues with the eloquence of reason that is first nature to a 5-year-old.

Sorry to disappoint you, Cam, but that describes you right now. Now take a deep breath . . .

"Adults. So confusing. Why can't we just play soccer. I'm Chelsea, you can be Lincoln City. . . Glug . . .Glug . . ."