Take Notice

Hey Guys, have you seen this sign?
What sign?
This sign, the one behind you, the one I'm looking at!
Oh, that sign. What does it say?
It says you can't feed geese here.
Can't you? Well I'm eating. Are you going to take any notice of it?
Nah. I'm a goose. No-one would believe I can read. Anyway, what are they going to do about it?
Nothing. Pass the salt......