Swallowed ...*

Nice day at work, got to visit one of our libraries in the Fig with Miss A which is always fab! Got home..did a bit of cleaning, bit of washing and made some ironing board plans.

Sorted out some financy stuff today that I needed to do and had been putting off.
Although I felt a bit of a fool when I couldn't answer one of the security questions...

What...is your name?

"umm..Kate Smyth"

What...is your quest?

"Er...I just want to pay a bill"

What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"well, it depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow. But on average the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second."

What...is your home phone number?

"It's 01457 8..wait, NO! No it's...arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Oh yeah, you heard me. I couldn't tell them my own home phone number.

"You are clearly struggling with this question Miss Smyth..."

"THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER CALL MYSELF AT HOME. EVER"

Happy Mondays :)

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*hollowed, sharp about everyone but yourself x
Bush ~ Swallow