Suits me.....

My friend Aileen invited me along to her gym tonight.

She spent an hour with her personal trainer, and I spent half an hour in the jacuzzi and half an hour doing the doggy paddle in the shallow end an hour swimming.

I was intrigued by one gentleman, who sat with his feet up in the hot tub, reading a copy of the Glasgow Herald! I say 'reading' but in the sixty minutes I was there, he never turned a single page....I suspect that at some time, he'd read an article which said women are attracted to intellectual, fit blokes, and he thought he'd cover both bases at once.

Disappointingly, his newsprint didn't turn to papier maché before I waddled off to the showers.

(We had a pizza afterwards - I was worried I'd burned up too many calories floating exercising....)