The weighting game....

My name is Cailleach, and it has been 114 days since my last Malteser.

But last night, I actually dreamt about the bloody things, so I have finally given in to my addiction and splashed out on a box, family pack, small bag of them.

Forgive me for not talking to you any further, but it's hard to speak when one's chubby wee cheeks are full of honeycombed chocolate. ( I look like a particularly raddled gerbil.....but oh lord, I'm happy.)

PS Happy Birthday to lovely Dr Precious xx