It's A Girl Thing . . .

A HOOFER'S LAMENT

(Sing/hum to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory*)

I wanted to be dancer, I could have been a star
I dreamed I'd hoof on Broadway, just like my Dear Mama
I should have made the big time, dancing to all the hits
But I'm stuck at Les Amazones, showing men my t*ts . . .

* With apologies to Edward Elgar & AC Benson