Be Prepared

According to the weather forecast, we might have a few snow flurries tomorrow. Mind you, if you believe a certain tabloid newspaper we are going to be plunged into 'snow hell' with the entire country being on alert for 'crippling blizzards' with transport systems grinding to a halt and power supplies being knocked out. Luckily The Army is on standby to deal with 'weather-related emergencies'....
I can't help but think of Corporal Jones shouting 'Don't Panic!! in Dad's Army.
Better stock up on cans of beans and head to our underground bunkers, chaps.