Happy holidays!

That's me just booked my summer holidays!

As you can see, I'm going to a lovely little place, situated three miles west of where I live in the west of Scotland. It's a cracking wee place with a bookkeepers, supermarket and a couple of takeout shops all within walking distance  - there's even a Thornton's. And the great thing is I can sleep in my own bed at night. What a joy! 

And the service I get is one to one! What more could I ask for or want? Exclusive or what!

And the cost? £3,000!!!!! Three crowns, one implant :(((((((( 

Weather: cloud; 10 degrees c; jacket and scarf weather; mild.