Eyed up by Lady Blah Blah

Lady B had a cataract removal procedure this morning.      You would think she was going in for open heart surgery if you'd witnessed the drama we have had on the run up to today.    
Anyhow all went well and she was in full chatter mode on her return.   

Her first words to me were    


I  really mustn't move about too much or lift anything heavy


This from a woman who has been a professional chair dweller for the last 30 years and constantly  complains that Ed's cutlery is too heavy for her to lift up to her mouth.
 
She has subsequently gone into a slump but we think that is delayed shock from having to get up at 6am this morning.   She doesn't normally surface until noon.