Blue Hamish

By BlueHamish

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Or she could be superwoman changing clothes. I was too much of a gentleman to take a peek.

Canal holiday booked. Diana remains nervous so to ease her mind I've downgraded from a 57' boat to a tiddler at a mere 50'. Not even sure I can see 50', Diana will have to stand at the pointy bit of the boat and shout directions to me. That's a plan but it will only work if I can hear her from 50' away and if I know my left from my right which is doubtful. We might need to rely on knife or fork as directional commands.

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