Moonshine?

Avoiding plastic and appreciating the feel of a glass rim rather than metal when I drink my eight glasses a day, I cart my water in a mason jar.

Invariably, I get the quip, "You drinking moonshine today?"

Like anyone who hears the same joke or question by those who believe themselves to be the only and cleverest, I just grin and play along. Why not? If I appear drunk on anything more than life, let them think me Dolphus Raymond.