Investment opportunity

This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of an innovatory product.I have invented a device that will bring joy and comfort to gardeners everywhere.

You will see in the photo the prototype of what I have christened "The Bummel". You are planting seeds and your knees and back start to complain? Just lean back on your Bummel and relax! (See Extra).

The model illustrated is the Mark 1. The sportier Mark 2 is already available. With one less crossbar it suits the smaller bum, it is lighter and it gets you from kneeling to sitting in under 2 seconds!

Pledge me £5,000 today and we will soon have five year-olds in Korea churning them out by the dozen in badly-lit dusty  workshops.