Bananas for breakfast.

A sure fire sign that I am on a health kick. I am joining a gym next week. Last time I went swimming in the six weeks the place absolutely stunk. It was rank. The kids had to be disinfected when we got home. When I told a member of staff how bad the changing rooms were she just shrugged at me.

My friends can swim there for free because they pay council tax to the council that run it. I am just over the border and even though it is my closest swimming pool I cannot access it for free. I am paying nearly four pound a time to paddle in pee so I am going posh.

Anyway bananas for breakfast. Let's see how long it lasts.