Feast or Famine

3 children had made Viking Bread over the weekend and brought it in for us to try, another had a birthday yesterday and brought a birthday cake in (it was shaped like a drunk man who had fallen over with a can of beer in his hand). This was all that was left after a swarm of 26 child-shaped locusts had attacked it.
I gave it a miss in favour of a Viking bread roll which might well have been kicking around since the time of the Norman Conquest.