Milk shake.......

.......y'know, I always wondered what unearthly hour of the night my milkman did his delivery round but early this morning I found out......just as I opened the front door (luckily wearing a dressing gown that covered the bare essentials for once!) at 1.14am to let the (refused point blank to come in when they were called earlier) cats in, he was creeping silently up the garden path with my 2 pints of semi-skimmed.....they nearly ended up on said path and I MIGHT have yelped a bit.....but oh, how we laughed......has to be said, a bit hysterically......