Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Get out of my face!

She had her mad half hour, as all pups do then decided to crash out where she fell. Wrong. Get your backside in your bed young lady.

Those Cleopatra eyes are marvellous, very much like Amy Whitehouse; after a bad night. Her pads are still pink and soft, her nails are still clean and white, despite digging up a whole pot of geranium cuttings. Just a small amount of pigmentation to grow in on the right hand side of her nose and she will be all done. Then it's into an oven at 180* for 2 hours. (Serving Suggestion)

Flossie is our little star. (I did write "My" but that would be unfair on Mrs Booty). :-))

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