Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Children and Pups.

You know the look when children do it but can you recognise when a pup does it.

"Talk to the Paw!"

I swear I'll kill the little bastard. Then I'd have all the neighbours, the staff of the vets, Pets at Home and half a dozen other folk beating me about the head.

NEWS FLASH........
Shrieks of laughter from the garden. Has my underwear flown over the fence? No, Flossie has stolen two tomatoes from the greenhouse where Mrs Booty is green-housing. Bloody hilarious watching her chasing the pup.

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