New life rules

Imagine my excitement at seeing this in Waterstones. Someone has obviously been following me around, learning my philosophy, and writing it down to make a book to share with the masses.

But hang on, it seems to be a bestseller. They are making lots of money off this; using my life rules, while I'm still working in IT. Well don't I feel stupid?

There is only one way forward; write my own entirely original book "what the bucket of poo can tell you"; introducing the wholly non plagiarised idea of using a bucket of poo to communicate project status.

It's a sure fire winner and all of the cash is going to me.