Watch out Butlins....

Butlins for our over seas readers is a death holiday camp .. There are actually a chain of them across the UK ... They are the butt of many many jokes .. I have been to a couple of them on Hen parties etc and I can confirm they are indeed filthy hovels.They have entertainment guides called RED COATS ... And this readers is what Mr C (our smashing headmaster) and I shall do if we ever need a new career ... Yep readers we are effing awesome ... I know .. I know it's naughty to blow ones own trumpet but heck we are better than Ant'n'Dec and ermmmm laurel and hardy ... And well others .. Yes we are funny.
So I am now sworn in a Secretary on the PTA .. God help them ... Haaaaaa :D

p.s we are hosting murdering the school AGM bingo evening......