Down here, with the Troll.

Up there, going trip-trap over the rickety bridge, is..

...the Flying Scotsman.

Even more rickety!

East Coast Mainline have painted most of their rolling stock a pinky kind of silver, and applied a rather nasty looking transfer onto the side of one of the trains, declaring that this is now the Flying Scotsman!

Everybody knows the Flying Scotsman is green, has teak carriages and is filled with happy, smiling, wavy, old fashioned people.

The Forth Rail Bridge at North Queensferry, Fife.